Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.

“Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”

by Okay spinach November 22, 2021

I was thonged

"I was thonged* is when someone threw a thong at you.

I was thonged by my girlfriend.

by Thatsawkward. December 7, 2016

throng

n.

A group of people of the opposite sex that you have crushed on or that have crushed on you, that you keep up casual flirtatious relationships with, and are contacted usually on a convenience basis.

Keith has a large throng of freshman girls.

by not lisa page April 15, 2005

see through thong

a thong that you can see through

damn! that girl was wearing a see through thong yesterday

by pman April 21, 2005

thong-dollaz

A word created by Questionable Content's Jeph Jacques for strip #795 to mean: Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Faye: Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by EKtheBadKitty December 10, 2008

thong

Patetic excuse for underwear. Usually consists of some see through material and a bit of elastic. This usually costs more then the averate pair of jeans. Mostly worn by 11-19 year old girls who want everyone to know that they wear thongs because they are halfway up their back. They do this to attract attention of guys much older then them who want to get them in bed, and much to the displeasture of other girls who arent disgusting skanks.

That girl went to walmart and stole some thongs so that she could fuck that 30 year old guy and look the part.

by nemoandthemagicturkeybaster January 18, 2004

Thong n' Bong

The use of a mechanical smoking device while being pleasured by a female (or male if thats how you roll) whose buttocks is unnecessarily exposed from wearing a thong.

"Hey baby, this party is a real dive, lets go Thong n' Bong back at your place"

by Kenneth F Powers November 7, 2011