by klofish105 June 09, 2018
Jail that you are sent to while being very high at the zoo. Punishments are based on how bad your crime is. For instance, the most merciful of all punishments is being sent to the meerkat exhibit which is where many friends are made, the second to worst of all punishments is being sent to the tapir habitat which is where you will be sniffed by the tapirs elephant like nose and you will be forced to ride upon its back while it runs rapidly through its habitat. The worst of all punishments is to be exiled to the naked mole rat habitat. The zoo torture crew will stuff you into the dark caverns of these naked organisms that resemble penises. To make things even worse Ron Stoppable of the hit show "Kim Possible" will come by and make you eat beuno nacho off of his hairy back. SCARY
Tami: "Hey brenda! Tell me about zoo jail!"
Brenda: "such things should never be spoken of Tami."
Tami: "oh I am sorry brenda I did not realize that you were sent to the naked mole rats that day...."
Brenda: "yes. I was THAT high"
Brenda: "such things should never be spoken of Tami."
Tami: "oh I am sorry brenda I did not realize that you were sent to the naked mole rats that day...."
Brenda: "yes. I was THAT high"
by pootytang morris July 27, 2010
1. a word used when u finally have sex with a hot MILF from the bar u went to last night
2. a word used when become high on weed
3. a word used when u have realized that James Charles no longer has a penis
2. a word used when become high on weed
3. a word used when u have realized that James Charles no longer has a penis
“What did u do last night?”
“I had sex with the first hot MILF i saw at the bar yesterday”
“Zoo Wee Mama”
“James charles has a vigina”
“Zoo Wee Mama”
“I had sex with the first hot MILF i saw at the bar yesterday”
“Zoo Wee Mama”
“James charles has a vigina”
“Zoo Wee Mama”
by hawty mcThotty January 24, 2020
64 Zoo Lane was a children's program in the mid 2000's which haunted children's dreams and caused depression and suiside in millennials. It featured a nonce as a giraffe who would spy on children through there windows and give their genitalia a god night rub. The hippo featured is inbred, and went on to be prime minister. Honestly, you're better off watching child porn.
by Bary McKockiner September 13, 2020
It’s a person that reminds me of the zoo and if any of your siblings have a tongue call them fucken fat cubby zoo breath because there from the zoo so that’s what it makes then smell like that
by I’m awsome July 08, 2019
by snorlax7 March 20, 2009
A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
by theinitiator March 21, 2009