The Yoda

A fighting technique where a person takes their index finger and their middle finger on both hands and make hooks 🪝. Getting behind a victim in a fight and hooking the victim between the teeth and Jaws and pulling back as hard as you can even using your knee or foot on the victim as leverage to administer the YODA. The end result is the victim gets a ripped face and either corner of the mouth 👄.

I ripped that dudes face with The Yoda move.

by Souless75 April 06, 2023

Yoda Fags

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.

"Did you see those dumb Yoda fags trying to argue how he could beat Thanos"

by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019

bean yoda

yoda bean

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda

by retardgumper November 18, 2023

Baby Yoda New

A period of extremely short duration.

A reference to being extremely new and cute like baby yoda

You are baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 11, 2020

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 04, 2020

Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.

Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"

by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024

DJ Yoda

A very cool guy who is very friendly and does NOT doxx, extort, or DDoS. DJ Yoda is usually found sitting in a discord VC channel or talking in the most degenerate of servers.

Comgirl: euuagh *snorts e-drugs* whos up for esex guys
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!

by sugaraddictedNEET December 13, 2023