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Twilight

This film is not a true vampire movie this is A chick flick a film for females who have a fetish for vampires

Also has a male model with a ugly female actress named kristen stewart so all girls can feel special while watching it
Girlfriend: Want to go watch an awesome vampire movie?
Boyfriend: Underworld?
Girlfriend: Noo better...
Boyfriend: umm
Girlfriend: Twilight!
Boyfriend: Son of a bitch!
by What the fuck booooooooooom September 26, 2010
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A book about a teenage girl's inner struggle between necrophilia and bestiality...
Twilight Conversation:
Girl 1: "OH MAH GAWD...EDWARD SO SOOOOOOOO HOTSEXYLICIOIUS."
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT? HE ALMOST AS SUPER SMEXY AS JUSTIN BEIBER..."
Girl 1 strangles Girl 2 with her "I <3 Edward" necklace...
by It's_A_Jackal January 19, 2012
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(Note: This is a definition of the book, not the time)
It’s too boring to explain, so...presenting TWILIGHT IN (mostly) EMOJIS!

Bella is 1 and Edward is 2.
BOOK 1: 1😮2😐1😍2😠2: “Bye. I’m ditching school.” 1😭2:”actually nope I love u too much”1😄2:oh btw I’m 🧛 ♂️. And I ✨1:😍😍😍
BOOK 2: “Bye I’m going to South America!” 1(is literally mentally weak and cannot withstand the pain of being away from him)😭*jumps off a cliff* (I know, like wtf?)2😭”Aah I made u die!” *idiot werewolf accidentally makes the vampire think Bella’s dead* “oh no I’ll go to Italy and make the Italian vampires kill me! (Again, WTF?) *insert chase scene here* “Oh ur alive nvm” 1😚2😙
BOOK 3: 1 “yikes I’m 18. Kill me so I don’t get to old”! 2❌ *repeat throughout entire book*
BOOK 4: 2: “Fine I’ll make u a 🧛 ♀️ But only if u 👰 me first 1: “NOOO I WANNA DIE!” 2: 👎 only if u do it my way. 1✅ *she freaks out at wedding. They go to honeymoon. Insert R rated scenes* 1 yikes im 🤰2 we must go 🏡 1 👍 2 uh oh ur probably gonna die. *insert really bad plot twist that we were all expecting. He bites her, she lives,, yadda yadda* 1 🤱
THE END (THANKFULLY)
Needless to say, I didn’t enjoy reading Twilight.
by heqgviufq January 24, 2018
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1. A time of day

2. For the series, also see shit
Stupid 12-year-old: I love Twilight
God: *smite*
by Unicakes November 18, 2011
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a movie that was released in 2008
i like twilight; how about you?
by jbakey November 8, 2020
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That one guy that died at the end of (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Person1: I'm watching Harry Potter and the Hot Cup.

Person2: Oh is that the one where Twilight dies?
Person1: Yea!
by Mikell Wilhelm March 5, 2019
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This used to mean Midnight, but now means horrible movie series with actors who can't emote to save their life.
That was so bad, but at least it wasn't like Twilight.
by Disneyfanatic98 July 1, 2016
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