Steaming Steiner

(noun) A lewd sex act in which an extremely obese and completely naked (or simply pantless) bald man of Jewish descent stands over the face of his redneck, fire-crotched sidekick and proceeds to defecate upon until his bowels are effectively evacuated. The act is usually followed by a postgame dip.

I don't care what you say, I still hate his fat ass.

I'll bet he has film of the two of them getting in on a Steaming Steiner

by Thomas Fleminghammer December 14, 2008

Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

by WarmedProduct February 4, 2017

Steam-Floater

Shitting in a root beer float and pouring it onto a female's breasts.

Bro #1- Dude I had an amazing time last night!

Bro #2- Yeah I heard you gave your girl a steam-floater!

Bro #1- It was so awesome! The cleanup afterwards was awful though.

by Swaggydoon't February 16, 2017

Steam Fort

The warm area inside the shower stall after a shower.
If it's cold in your bathroom you grab your towel and shut the shower door to keep the warmth and steam inside.
Could also refer to a small bathroom if the steam filled the entire room.

Don't open the door! She's in her steam fort

by Darkbrew November 6, 2010

steam and spray

A steam and spray is an act of agression wherein a man forcefully shits on a female taking a piss on her directly afterwards.

"you pissed me off for the last time bitch! You're getting a steam and spray"

by ostrichfan1986 October 11, 2013

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

STEAMING HEIGHTON

When you've drank and done coke all night and are on no sleep taking a shower for work in the morning while your ride waits outside and you shower fart so bad that it makes you gag and the gag makes you throw up and the pressure of throwing up activates the liquor fueled diarrhea at the same time and you are basically just expelling from every oraphis at the same time in a STEAMING hot shower.

That dude Geoff took a steaming heighton this morning!

by LadyDrunkie April 26, 2022