Because of the overpriced dinner, I was squid-inked for the rest of the week and couldn't pay my bills.
by Sleepensheep April 12, 2009
when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face
by big 30 December 08, 2021
When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
While it is very similar to the male version of the "tea bag", this action is a little more intense, it requires leaving the stampee's forehead coated with a film of vaginal juices, using a stamping effect.
"How would you like a squid stamp?!" "Are you into squid stamping?" "Go ahead, I'll trade you a tea bag for a squid stamp!"
by dA, dA, dA September 22, 2007
by SquidStepper69 December 14, 2015
by Burnie Jenkins February 19, 2016
A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.
by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013