The Pedro

A mythical magical person who is a master of vanishing, being sick and not working

Want to pull “The Pedro” this work weekend and fly to Costa to drink with Ed

by Hung So-low January 28, 2021

Don-pedro

This is when you use chillis during sex to spice things up.

We did Don-pedro last night! I had to spice things up with my girl.

by Darraghdaly July 12, 2016

Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.

Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?

by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 07, 2020

adro pedro

HE IS A Fat Ass hE dosent care abortus anyir

Adro Pedro is fat dont

Go near him

by Pony dude101 March 31, 2018

Moi Pedro

My donkey

Moi pedro is thicccccccc

by Smartkarius April 03, 2020

Pedro bumgarner

someone who is heartbroken by a girl

Pedro bumgarner was arguing with his girl then she blocked him and never unblocked him

by Pedrobumgarner June 03, 2018

Pedroing

To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere

Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.

*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)

Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed

*After being let down again by your mate:

Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.

by dave godfrey October 29, 2014