In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.
by CrazyManNo9B December 08, 2010
by I, Wreckerrr May 21, 2021
Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.
Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.
Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.
by Dikembe Fratumbo January 27, 2011
Person 1: Hey do you know about those Filipinos.
Person 2:Uh do you mean Kyle, Duke, and Ivan?
Person 1: Yeah those Mango Monkeys
Person 2:Uh do you mean Kyle, Duke, and Ivan?
Person 1: Yeah those Mango Monkeys
by fullmetalflash23 September 10, 2021
(n) One who trims marijuana separating the bud from the shake. Often stooped over with a terminal case of trimmers back, they wear the facial expression of a buffoonish simian, the result of trading their labor more often for bud than for money. Trim monkeys can be seem in most North West California towns after the summer world music festivals wearing bright tie-dyed clothing, pan handling and asking for trim work. By the middle of November most retreat to warmer drier climates.
Did you happen to see that Trim Monkey pan handle the soccer mom at Schats this morning.
Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.
Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.
by navadude September 28, 2010
A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.
Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.
1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.
by decimator1337 November 12, 2014
My friend got called 'Scriptmonkey' by the ICT technicians because of all the scripting he does. This name is actually a hacker term although my friend doesn't do that sort of stuff, the ICT technicians just accuse us of stuff we DON'T do. (Monkey = one hacker, Monkies = group of hackers)
by JigsWithoutWoodstock February 10, 2005