by ThickRedHead January 18, 2022

Informal; Northern Territory
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
Relationship that operates as it if legally or blood bound without actually being bound in either way.
eg. chosen family, marriage without paperwork
“yeah they’re married” “like legally?” “nah that’s his kangaroo wife”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
“that’s my kangaroo cousin, so we’re not related by blood”
by mungaboy December 15, 2022

by typical Indian October 10, 2023

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.
by ecaleohs February 10, 2023

MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos
by thehunn January 26, 2018
