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Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body
Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!
by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018
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Jonathan

The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.
Stay away from Jonathan!
by KKK hitler June 8, 2018
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Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod
Your such a Jonathan
by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017
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Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.
Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right
by JK_horse March 22, 2017
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Jonathan

A fucking asshole who will call you “gay” or “fagotevery day.
Kid: Hi Jonathan

Jonathan: Fuck you fagot
by Alias Pseudonym Anonymous November 4, 2019
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