Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024

Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Gurt: Yo

Icl u gurting rn, ts pmo...

by Pibble April 22, 2025

gurting

Doing something very smart but also very dangerous

This bird is gurting to get the huzz

by eth4n April 13, 2025

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Gurt

Gurt is a term refering to someone that is gurt

Kevin: bro lets eat some yogurt
Gurt: yo

by Tspmobrr June 10, 2025