the middle finger

the best fucking thing ever invented

person 1: the middle finger is the best thing ever invented
person 2: i agre

by mekrinemkrimm April 4, 2022

The three finger pussy fucking

your not dumbv!! you know what it means

every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)

by YOURRDADD April 28, 2022

The snap finisher

Where you snap as soon as you cum into your partners mouth after saying I am iron man

"Yo did you fuck her last night". "Yeah I used the snap finisher on her"

by I am cum May 11, 2022

The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

The Marlboro Finisher

Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.

Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.

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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers

Anyone with basic human decency

Literally anyone

Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:

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Marlboro Finisher

(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/

Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,

“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”

by BimtheChimp June 18, 2025

The stinging finger

When a person has been cutting raw chilli with no gloves on and then inserts the finger with the chilli on into the anus of another person causing the anus to feel
As if it’s melting

Crikey I’m melting after that the stinging finger went in, my butt hole feels as if its molten

by Thewicked1 August 6, 2025

The Larry Fine

A haircut that resembles Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) of Three Stooges fame: a large top bald spot with thick, bushy, curly auburn hair around the sides and back.

Person A: No one walks into a beauty parlour and says "Give me the Larry Fine".
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.

by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025