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Eddie Jones

He loves pizza. Obsessed with pizza, never can get enough. Every Halloween, he makes every effort to dress as a pizza, and never has he failed. He even has his own theme song:

Pizza Love
I need one day
Just to say
What I love
Just to say what I love what I love
Oh it's Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Everybody knows what I know
What it shows
You can tell
But don't yell
But don't yell

Pizza Pizza Love
Pizza Love

Eddie has made many appearances in popular video games such as The Sims 4, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption 2, Wii Resort, and more. He also played a minor role in the Lum Show shit television series. His catchphrase is "I'm a Pizza".
You: "Look everyone! It's Eddie Jones!"

Everyone: "Hooraaayyyy!!!!"
by Buttholecrackpoopfart June 2, 2021
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Eddie The Gangster

A Ranga banger with a one inch punisher, thinks he is top shit by pulling out a knife to a fist fight and love sniffing guys assholes. Does Nangs and Jenkum
person 1. yo did you hear about the ranger banger?

Person 2. Who? Eddie the gangster?
by Elite_Syko August 18, 2019
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Eddie Mason

The sweetest and most perfect grave-digging-psychopath from the anime 'Angels of Death'

(we must protect Eddie at all costs>:()
"who the hell is Eddie Mason?! he sounds stupid" "..." "..." " "̵̧̡̬̻̫͚̪̜̻̠̭́̅̈́̐̓̓̐̾̂̃̇͠s̵͈͉͕̱̪͇̬̪̹̯̗̻̭͐͑̐̑̑̽́̑̾͐̒͑̚͘͝i̵̖̣̮̬͚͕̩̗͎͋̋͌̑ͅs ̞̦̠̳̩̼̗̝̃̉t̶̛̹̔̇̇̓̀̏͗͌̀͝ȩ̴̭͍͂̌̃̋͘r ̡̨̮́͐̒̅̉͐͐̈́͊ ̶͙̝̼̱̗̠̗̏̓̇̒̚̕͠s̶͕̗͎̘̗̗̯̞̳̒̊͌̇̊͆͐̒̊̊̚̚͝t̵̨̲̣̭̤̰͛̑̈̌̄ͅa ̡̧̨̛̠͕͖̯͈̫̟̺̣̯̃̐́̉̃͊̾̍̃̾̃̉ͅr̵̡̘͉̭͇̼̝̩̥̰̙̻̪̉t ̯̺͉̦̀̈́̈́̽̎̀̀̒͋̏͊̌̕͝ ̢̰͎̗̦͈̗̲̅t ͚̜̺̖͙͍̪̰̗̘̉͘ḩ̴̯̹̼͕͙͕̈́̌̏̑̉̆̍̈́e̵̪̣͔͓̬̊͐̒͊̅̏́̏̈̈́̈͜ͅ ̶̡̢̡̝̙̱̬͔̐̐̕p̶̡̗͓̦̬͇͎̫̖͎̖̞͚͎̞̐͑̉̽͋̚r̴̢̢̬͔̯̹̻͉̥͕͛̈̔͋̊͊̆͝ͅa̴̢̛͈͇̰̝̫̖͍̣͎̙̟̹͔̤̓̓̈́͛͂́̈̂͑͐̍͛̚͝y̴͚͎̳̆͋͠ę̶̧̡̙͎͉̯̰͕̣̺̜͗̈́̏͘̚͝r̵̡̲̳̥̃̉̏̕͜͜" ̞̏̓́̈͊̄̅͒̒̔̚̚͠"
by Bokutos_wifey_ December 23, 2020
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Dirty Eddie

When you constantly bail on your friends for a "crazy girl" in Kemah, TX and it turns out to be a guy.
Nah can't hang tonight guys I'm gonna be a dirty Eddie.
by Wooston September 13, 2021
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Eddie B

A rich kid who lives off of his fathers fortunes.
by Balmond March 7, 2022
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Floating Eddie

A pubic hair placed into a drink of a person you don't like
A gave that cocksucker a floating eddie & he didn't even know it.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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