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breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on
Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
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Breakfast Club

actually the a term that 80's kids gave to morning detention. The director of THE BREAKFAST CLUB (WHOOP) changed it to just be a saturday detention.
'ugh i got put in the breakfast club for strapping his buns together'
by ewgvwg April 19, 2006
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Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.
We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.
by baloo1 November 14, 2011
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Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008
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Breakfast edit

The practice used by radio presenters on stations with a promise of 'more music' of editing songs down to shorter lengths to give more time to talk crap or present their comedy skits.
Ed: Tone, you used to cut songs off before the final verse to give more time for comedy didn't you?
Tony: Yeah. It's the 'breakfast edit'. We once got 'Summer of '69' down to 53 seconds.
by Reggie the Educator January 4, 2014
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breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.
Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"
by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016
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Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.
I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it
by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011
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