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Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
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Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick
John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.
by bippy III September 2, 2013
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Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.
"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"
by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016
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Heartless toaster

what horizon in apex says to ash after reviving her, usually said to someone you hate
Back on yer hooves ya heartless toaster
by ohyeah6969 February 2, 2022
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Piggie-toaster

When you put your toes(piggies) underneath something/someone to make them warm
S/o: why are you putting your cold toes under my butt?
Me: I need a piggie-toaster !
by Bunniboo333 February 19, 2022
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Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.
Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.
by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018
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toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food
this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!
by megkris April 28, 2009
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