The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
by Gunner315 October 03, 2011
Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."
Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"
Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"
by Memebrain July 04, 2011
an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin
by bangalore bob October 03, 2014
The act of throwing out the prior Starbucks cup when ordering another cup either the next morning or later that day at the drive-thru.
"WTF??? That snotty barista was pissed when I asked him to do the Starbucks shuffle for me after paying $3.84 for a latte!"
by patty browning January 24, 2008
Noun 1. the act of pouring lukewarm coffee into the woman's vagina and sucking it out with a straw*
*Note: Make sure that coffee does not exceed 85 degrees
**Note: Do not use sugar. It encourages bacterial growth, and yeast infection may result.
*Note: Make sure that coffee does not exceed 85 degrees
**Note: Do not use sugar. It encourages bacterial growth, and yeast infection may result.
by Dan, Justin, Nathan March 31, 2003
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by Scream Ass August 29, 2014