Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

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Courtesy to Spit

When a woman doesn’t have the audacity to spit and not give a dry hand job.

Gavin Dobson got a dry hand job and it sucked because she didn’t even have the courtesy to spit on it.

by Penisstiffyuh February 11, 2019

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clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016

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spit bros

Two people that hook up with the same person

max: i hooked up with lucia last week her ass and tits are so nice

alex: i know right i hooked up with her last night
max: dude we’re spit bros
alex: yeah man

by tabyis April 3, 2018

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giggle-spit

Giggle-spit means when you laugh so hard you spit out your drink or saliva

Gill told me the funniest story and made me giggle-spit my drink all over my dashboard!

by Barbiew September 28, 2017

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Spit punks, a style made up of a mixture of visual kei/crust punk/hippie-filth (think the band Queen Adreena)/glam metal & androgyny.

A term used as a label like goth/scene/punk/etc - however a more diverse and less generalized approach

Spit punk 1: "hey man lets go drink beer and eat hotdogs and fight people"

Spit punk 2: "yeh tru let's do it homie"

Spit punk 1: "also do u like these new demonic platform boots I racked"

*Spit punk 1 points to own shoes and roasts self* "wHAT R tHOOOOSE"

by spoopybernadootie January 7, 2016

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