The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 24, 2005
by ChiChiRodriguez November 25, 2022
Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man
Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)
Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)
Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!
by Mr Slothmeoff October 06, 2011
j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio
by koolaids555 November 12, 2006
When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.
by shitstain/skidmark January 13, 2011
by Tifany November 11, 2007
An imaginary character created by a caucasian boy in california. The sloth is male and represents the "Failing students in biology". It is a sloth that runs, which is totally fictional.
by BombermanX December 05, 2004