Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.

Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese

by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012

The Budden Scale

A scale from one to ten, in which L's are the measurement

a scale measuring epic failure

Wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that's at least 7 L's on the Budden scale.

His love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 L's on the Budden scale.

by b-rock78 September 2, 2009

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.

Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.

by Big Time April 4, 2005

BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

Attractiveness scale

What you use when rating a girl, can be used when having fun with friends or when flattering a female.

Guy: Hey, use the attractiveness scale on that chick.
Guy 2: Hey, I must live in Tennessee, because you're the only 10 I see.
Girl: Have my babies.

by laserman413 October 3, 2016