Swamp Funk

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010

Swamp Toe

A nasty, inflammed, yellow looking toe which are usually found on kids with the name Chance.

Wow man! Look at that damn swamp toe!

by McFattyCakes July 10, 2016

Swamp slut.

A woman dressed in very little clothing, covered in mud, in the back of a pickup truck at a four wheel drive rally

If Daisy Duke was covered in mud she would be considered a Swamp slut.

by Wrenchbender February 27, 2019

Swamp Hoe

A term used to define an extremely unattractive, highly buckled hooker with a swampy Oder , who could not make any money anywhere but a swamp.

That Swamp Hoe was ugly as hell, but a great deal at a dollar fifty.

by dirtyd45678 September 6, 2016

swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.

Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.

by Bert's berd February 18, 2022

Swamp nuggets

A piece of shit that is stuck to ur asshole hair that got soaked in sweat

Will someone go tell Dennis to wipe his ass better I can smell his swamp nuggets all the way over here

by Dizzle6303 August 21, 2022

Swamp gash

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.

"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"

by Miscusername July 17, 2020