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sloppie seconds

this is where a person has sex with some one staright away after they have had sex with a different person. so the second person would be getting sloppy seconds.
Bennett "hey boy? i jus shagged ur mum"
Keith "u didnt! ewww that means u jus got my sloppie seconds!"
Bennett "oh no! pozdro 600"
by Tommy Bob Ryan November 2, 2006
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Second Life

A 3D virtual world that is free to play, but most people end up in debt because they spend all their real cash to buy fake money (Lindens) Everything is expensive, especially the virtual land which everyone seems to have to have.

Most players are lonely, socially unskilled people who lock themselves in their rooms for most of their free time while they play in sex sims and have cybersex with other avatars (or their own alts if they are desperate)

You can be anything in second life and hence why it is so addictive. Many players give up on reality completely because they prefer their virtual world.
John's girlfriend "Why are you dumping me? For a second life virtual girlfriend?

John "Yeah I can't handle reality anymore, I prefer second life."
by Daddieslilgirl October 30, 2010
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second language

A concept well known to most educated countries.
A student is required to study a language different from their mother tongue.
In regions like Europe people speak at least two languages due to extensive utilisation of the second-languauge concept.
Americans on the other hand speak...erm wait...one language?
American person:
"Yo what the dilio, mah man mah man. I speaks them English, yo bro, sup."
"You're like so prep and like so like not cool, duh."

European person:
"Good day, I speak English, French, and German. When my peers and I converse we utilise an extensive vocabulary to express ourselves."
by TheStatesWho? March 12, 2005
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second cup

Coffee house francaise operated by Cara Restaurant Group. They also operate Swiss Chalet, Milestones and the Breadgarden.

The Second Cup offers a wide variety of beans - including exploit free coffee in some locations - as well as a friendly, non-branding atmosphere (unlike Starbucks)

Retail outlets are found all over Canada, a lot of which are in downtown T.O. (that's Toronto for people who don't live there)
Wanna stop by Second Cup before we get on the subway?
by JuxtaPositionYou August 25, 2004
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second resort

a male/female (usually female) who comes "second". Second as in the other option. An exceptional person, but always comes after someone else. Who in majority of most others' opinion are better in every way possible than the second resort. Most times, second resorts and the better someone have a relationship with each other. Not as in lovers, but it can either be friendship, enemies, sisters, brothers, or cousins.

People women in particular who are second resorts, often feel jealousy with the better someone.
example #1-
Eric: Hey, Matt! Who ya gonna' ask out to the dance?
Matthew: I don't know. I was thinking of asking Madison.
Eric: What about Madeline? She's hot too. *winks at Madeline*
Matthew: I dunno, man. She seems like a second resort.
Eric: Hmmm, maybe. Madison is hotter though.
Matthew: Exactly.
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Madeline and Madison are twins, not identical, but twins. Both are extremely beautiful. But with most guys, they'd choose Madison over Madeline. Only because Madison is prettier in the face, or has better legs. Who knows?
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example #2-
Gracie: Madeline! Gerold likes you!
Madeline: Oh, really?
Gracie: Yeah, really!
Madeline: Humph, must've mistaken me for Madison.
Gracie: *confused look*
Madeline: I'm a second resort. I'm only pretty for awhile, but one look at my sister, and you're blown away. You forget about me, and pay attention to her, and only her.
Gracie: Oh. Well, I'm sure Madison'll be happy to hear the news about the boys
Madeline: Of course, it's her daily routine.
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Now, Madeline is completely aware that people think of Madison as the "better twin". She gets jealous often, and her sister is completely unaware of it.

What should Madeline do?

you tell me.
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(all names in the examples are merely fictional, and their real characters are sworn to secrecy, for privacy issues, by me, kristina b.)
by adsfj;lk July 29, 2007
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ten seconds

To fight someone for ten seconds. They are usually your homies or friends and are for fun.
"I'm better!"

"No I am!"

"How about you two masterbators settle this by going ten seconds..."

"Aight"
by Sk8_Depot December 24, 2007
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Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.
Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
by Hugh E. Rection April 19, 2009
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