Quarter-Day Quinten

Quarter-Day Quinten is an extension of the Half-Day Harry. Its uses are for when people are not turning up to work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness, etc.

When calling someone a Harry, they can be anywhere from 5 mins to half a day late.

Quinten on the other hand is significantly less, i.e. only turning up for a couple of hours.

It can also be modified to Quarter-Week Quinten for someone who is only turning up for part of the week.
Stephen: Dan isn't coming in until well after lunch today.

Matt: Why's that?

Stephen: He's being a Quarter-Day Quinten.
by MattyS June 19, 2014
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quarter life crisis

The diet pepsi of chronological crises. Striking at the 25-35yo demographic, who've realised that:
A) Those dreams of happiness that sustained them through high school and college will always remain fantasy no matter how much they earn OR
B) Their job at the local McDonalds isn't proving a satisfying career choice and maybe they shouldn't have slept through remedial maths.
Either way, common symptoms include a renewed passion for the pop music of their youth, dusting off the skateboard and considering "going pro", and the dating of underage skanks from the local high school to prove they still got it.
No point waiting till I'm 50 to be dissatisfied with life, bring on the retro hits and loose wimmin'!
by JBInc May 12, 2004
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Double Quarter Pounder

The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.
Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate
by Maccasaddict November 24, 2009
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No Shirt 4th Quarter

A phenomenon started at Texas A&M University where during the last quarter of a home football game fans participating take off their shirt for the last quarter of the game.
by ChunkND October 07, 2009
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a quarter japanese

A silly drunken fat girl who uses her small percentage of Asian decent to try to make herself seem cultured, special, and "hott."
She also cannot spell, holds grudges for years, and will try to make your life seem worse than hers.
Don't worry, she's only a quarter Japanese. Your boyfriend does not wish you were hott like her.
by Taniesha January 31, 2008
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Sack of Sweaty Quarters

sak ov swet-ee kwawr-ters

1. Used to describe the unique ways gothic lesbians give each other oral 'pleasure'. By thrusting ones fist into the other vaginal area causing the recipiant to release a rancide "air biscuit," "fart," or "cosmic super dumb."

2. Used to describe a 'phat bag' of marijuana, draw, weed, puff, hash or ganja. Usually baught in quantities of 1/4 oz. or higher.

-Skoal
1. That gothic looking mother fucker looks like she just got done giving Mary Jane a sack of sweaty quarters.

2. Dude lets smoke this sack of sweaty quarters then go rail Peters hot mom!
by Skoaliosis October 07, 2006
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Third Quarter Syndrome

1.) A time shortly after winter break (especially in the middle of third quarter) in which teachers realize they have done nothing productive the past semester and begin to cram to make up for lost time in the curriculum. This is a period of high stress and fatigue as now the victimized students have been slammed with double workload and have more homework and studying to do than ever.
2.) The effects of being under constant pressure and stress from heavy schoolwork. This may be anything from falling asleep in the middle of the hallway because you haven't slept in 36 hours to losing 6 pounds because of not eating, both because you haven't had time to do either.
(Note: the term is merely named for when it is most likely to occur, but can pertain to any period of being overworked and overstressed.)
Example 1
Elle: Uggghhh! I've got third quarter syndrome, and I've got it bad.
Ari: Me too. What are your symptoms?
Elle: Well, I can't use any rare pocket of free time I have on anything but sleep.
Ari: What do you mean?
Elle:....I fell asleep in the middle of Kohl's yesterday.

Example 2
Fenton: Hey bro, you want to hang out this weekend?
Robbie: Dude. You know I have AP classes and it's past winter break. I don't have time, I've got two chapter reviews, two book reports, an essay, and a five minute speech. Worst third quarter syndrome ever!
Fenton: Alright, alright, chill out!
Robbie: *Combusts*

Example 3:
Amanda: Are you taking Ms. Hanson's class this year?
Jamie: Yeah, it's a lot of work. I'm starting to work up a case of third quarter syndrome
Amanda: Seriously! We're in the middle of the first semester, but I feel like we're having third quarter daily!
by Quintella September 30, 2011
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