Luigi Poker

The term "Luigi Poker" refers to a set of 4 minigames in the video game "New Super Mario Bros." for the Nintendo DS. All of the minigames star the superior Mario Brother, Luigi, and a deck of cards.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.

I played Luigi Poker until 3 AM last night.
You still play Luigi Poker?

by CreatorJo January 17, 2023

poker fluffer

Sits with the guy, drinks, casually laughs and offers encouragement.

Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.

She is a poker fluffer

by Dinky2 July 9, 2017

poker

really good at draining your money

i just lost everything playing poker is Las Vegas

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.

You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.

by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Mediocre Poker

A person of the opposite sex who does not perform well sexually.

Yeah but she freaked out when I licked her asshole, turned out to be a mediocre poker.

by Jonathan A. Duncan March 24, 2011

Pinocha poker

Penis or Dildo used to enter the vagina tongue

The woman was attracted to his Pinocha poker

by Steelolikesvagina October 5, 2025