A group of pandas

an embarrassment.....

Ok what fucked up person decided to do this?

A group of pandas is called an embarrassment

by YourAvgGuy September 20, 2023

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.

Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.

by Panda popper December 6, 2013

Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.

Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"

by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006

Fab Panda

When you and your friend are so tight, you're known as fab pandas.

Wow, Julia and Grace are such fab pandas! I totally ship their friendship!

by imafabpanda March 22, 2017

flying panda

A large mixed male preferably black and asian doing the sky diver on a very small female

Isaac and beyonce were doing the flying panda while rihana was video taping

by africanbeast May 14, 2014

Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted

"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."

by JurdBrown January 20, 2015