Mashed Potankles

When your ankles are so weak that every step feels like you're standing on dig poo.

Chloe's been diagnosed with mashed potankles, she won't be able to walk for weeks.

by Gkeys May 17, 2021

Mash potato

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1

I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.

by B shift oxford June 20, 2021

mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007

mish mash

Finger blasting an unfamiliar female while standing in an erect, upright and vertical position, most commonly executed in a non-private setting with nefarious intent. Also, usually administered while said female remains fully clothed. This move is effective on all women, as no victim has ever been unsatisfied.

1.) Commish got mish-faced at the club last night and struck again. He met some nuss, does-ed work, undid her buttonfly, and gave her the ole mish mash on the dance floor.

2.) I was walking down the street last night and I saw Mish Mash giving some nuss the ole mish-mash in an alcove on the corner. Mish is wise beyond his years, I could never pull that off!

by RBPL May 19, 2008

bangers and mash

a bizarre 80' cartoon about a couple of schoolboy chimps.
Might have been cancelled due to alledged rascist undertones eg. the chimps tended to mug old ladies, listen to hip hop and wear gold chains.
was follwed on by the hilarious but short lived 'Coons go to wog town' in 1990

"bangers and mash, bangers and mash them chimps are imps there aint no doubt, bangers and mash, bangers and mash there aint no missing it they keep on monkeying about, bangers and mash bangers and mash all they want to do is have some fun!"

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

mashed potato

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006