poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.

poison lemon

by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013

lemon skunk

a very potent strand of marijuana native to Northwestern U.S./Southwestern Canada which has a light green to yellowish color covered in crystals. it is known as a "creeper" because of its intense high that "creeps" up on you within the first few hits without you knowing.
very good skunk strain.

That lemon skunk was dank as fuck; I got high in one hit!

by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight

Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while

by buggaluggs September 27, 2009

lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.

after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.

by oliver closeoff December 24, 2006

lemon pudding

Teenage wet vagina.

That girl had some nice lemon pudding.

by The Bob of All Bobs April 1, 2004

Lemon Pledge

1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.

2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.

Made popular by Family Guy.

Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"

Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."

Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."

Maid: "...Yes."

Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."

Maid: "...No."

by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009

Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011