Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.

Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”

by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 05, 2019

Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

by Gary Van Goochenstein June 07, 2018

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

by jlee6 March 02, 2010

Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.

Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha

by Carltrain July 14, 2018

Quindarious Gooch

UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA

Quindarious Gooch aggressively raped bless.

by sexualattractiontowardsjewmen March 19, 2022

skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!

by NACuvSRO December 01, 2020

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 10, 2010