Friend A: I couldn't even get out of bed today.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.
Friend B: Why come?
Friend A: I think I came down with a serious case of swoon flu after googling Zac Efron for hours upon hours.
by SexyLexy1234 May 7, 2009
Get the swoon flumug. tom : mate i got it on with a girl the other night.
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
jack : excellent
tom : not really turns out she has got bird flu ( ie an std)
by Sir Jack December 10, 2007
Get the Bird Flumug. The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.
Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'
Doctor: Um..okay then..
Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'
Doctor: Um..okay then..
by Swineian October 31, 2009
Get the Swine Flumug. by capnmunch November 14, 2011
Get the Green Flumug. A disease caught by members of a fandom while they wait for new content to be released. Since hiatuses can be quite long for most series, hiatus flu is usually chronic and severe.
"Marty has spent the last month doing nothing but writing fanfiction about his favorite cartoon. What's happened to him?"
"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."
"Don't worry man, he just caught the hiatus flu."
by Rick Rolland June 28, 2016
Get the hiatus flumug. It's that thing that programmers have when they encpunter a bug but have no idea how to solve it. The only known cure for the symptoms is black coffee.
In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
In advanced phases of this desease, the patient might try to smash anything that lies in front of them, it is advisable in these occasions to use cat videos to alleviate these intents.
by kovg April 14, 2019
Get the Hacker flumug. A disease first discovered in 2019 that affects someone that was close to someone who is or was sick with any illness (even something as contagious as a migraine).
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.
Also known as the "I've got what he has" sickness.
by Wmode September 4, 2019
Get the Glemu Flumug.