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Alex Farmer

by Morbillion INC. May 8, 2022
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tray farmer

someone who looks for cigarettes or roaches in the ashtray. extreme tray farmers may roll their own smokes made from cigarette butts. aka snipe hunter
me: "let me bum a smoke"

brent: "we smoked em all. go find some butts."

me: "tray farmer"
by dubious1 December 31, 2011
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chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
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The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.
"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."
by Zvezdislav February 16, 2018
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thirst farmer

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.
Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!
by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022
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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 8, 2015
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Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.
Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.
by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018
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