facebook

Facebook is a online site where you can add people you know check there pictures, write on there wall, ect. you can also play games like farmville.

(i click onto my friends facebook profile)
Me : hey u want to go to the cinema later?
-20 mins later-
her: okay sure. what time
me: erm now if u like. the film starts in 20 mins. ly
her: cya there.

by Chelsiee December 5, 2009

facebooking

To be on facebook while doing something else.

Person A. - "What are you doing right now?"
Person B - "Im doing my homework while facebooking."
Person A- "Thats lame..."

by imnotbill September 29, 2010

Facebook

An album of all the people Ive fucked.

Boy: Dirty blonde at 8 o'clock

Girl: Her? She's in my Facebook.

Boy: you fucked her?!

by 2cute4you! March 5, 2010

Facebook

The easiest, cheapest, dirtiest way of creating drama and advertising it to the world.

Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.

Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>

by Dr crayzee July 9, 2010

facebook

a cure for insomnia

dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!

dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!

by jash nasti February 4, 2008

facebooking

The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.

"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"

by Dave Webb April 5, 2008

facebooked

to have sent a message or wall post to someone on facebook.

jane: "hey did u tell michelle about the party?"

jim: "ya i facebooked her about it last night."

by aswiens January 3, 2008