beaver diving

Putting your dick in a vagina.

yo man i went beaver diving with Daves mom last night

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004

Dive Bomb

To take a shit standing up to give the appearance that the poop is "dive-bombing" the water.

I was dive bombing and some of the water splashed up and got my cheeks wet.

by his grace March 25, 2008

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

Scuba Diving

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep beneath the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.

Hey man, guess what?! I went Scuba Diving With Jim And Honore' the other day!!
Scuba Diving makes you faster.

by layout420 December 13, 2006

swan dive

another term for carpet muncher

"Hey, is that Maria making out with Margaret? I guess she does the swan dive"

by Robert L November 17, 2004

Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.

Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!

by Brian H December 28, 2005

scruff dive

Giving head and munching a mans private area.

Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...

by Twin5098 March 22, 2008