pie crust

The gunk in a woman's underwear.

Deanna needs to change her underwear because of all the pie crust in it.

by Jennifer February 23, 2004

crust punk

A person whose lifestyle causes them to be dirty and downright unsavory, often emitting an obnoxious gas from their orifaces. Definately someone you dont want to bring to a family function.

Dude you fucked that crust punk chick last night? You must be hella desperate.

by Higuyz October 9, 2008

Corless Crust

A soft crust found around the lips. Tastes quite nice if creamy

Hannah had sum corless crust round her fanny flaps

by Smoolina December 14, 2003

upper crust

punk rocker crusty with money. dresses in designer denim jackets (or vests) with a wide array of band backpatches sewn on (i.e. Disfear, World Burns To Death and Wolfbrigade). dreadlocks are usually worn ass-length and kept very clean. shorter hair is hidden by hats. when asked to share the wealth, a common reply would be "im broke, dude".

upper crust: "i just got back from touring with r.a.m.b.o. in thailand and now im leasing a car to get down to chaos in tejas."
normal crust: "spare some change?"
upper crush "sorry dude, im broke"

by Snack Control April 19, 2008

crusted mummy

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

The Crust Thrust

This is when you keep a pair of your unwashed Boxer's (This is the Ideal choice) for a whole week and on the weekend you find a girl bring her home, now you start doing it doggy style and when your ready to finish you garb your boxers put them over her head for the Final thrust. thus you have completed The Crust Thrust!

This girl was so drunk i gave her the crust thrust.

by Bigdawgblack October 5, 2007

Bust the crust

Ejaculating when you are suffering from the clap with such force that the semen penetrates the crusty japeye.

Nothing better than to bust the crust when you’ve got a heavy dose of the clap

by Keith Dodger September 11, 2020