Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.
Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
by 666_ October 04, 2018
australia
by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 12, 2020
Australia
by Inni84 March 23, 2024
The country every Austrian is associated with. (sometimes this missunderstanding is caused because the austrian doesn't speak very good english)
Person: Dude, where are you from
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
Austrian: I'm from austria
Person: WOW, Australia. How are those kangaroos. Are they funny
Austrian: Hearst oida, i bin from Austria net from Australia, du tschoperl
by dfh45trthr March 12, 2018
"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"
by mintehberri May 21, 2022
A country that does not exist. Everyone who says they are from Australia is an actor paid by the government to make us think the flat earth is not round.
by Definitely the CIA October 21, 2019
The country where everyone is either on fire, having sex or being killed by a deadly animal. as you tell by that, australia is the best country in the world
"bro its like 40 degrees i'm literally burning"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"
"are you kidding i dont have an aircon it's like 48 for me!"
"suck it up guys thats australia for ya"
by lennøx July 28, 2020