teabag

the act of dangling, rubbing, sliding, and wiping one's testicles (and testicle sweat) over a victim's face whilst they are asleep, incapacitated, unconcious etc etc. usually preferred by performers of a heavily homosexual nature, but can also be used in a guy-on-girl situation with great success.

GUY 1: "Dude, Sandy's just passed the fuck out!!!"

GUY 2: "You GOTTA teabag that shit, man!!!"

GUY 1: "She's gonna wake up to le' testicle' odor haha!"

by Jessesse October 8, 2008

Nebraska TeaBag

You take your woman out to a corn field and perform intercourse. While pounding away, you slyly grab a corn husk. When you're about to cum, you pull out, slide the husk on like a condom, move you're newly wrapped member over your partners head and jizz away while continuously bobbing up and down. Feel free to empty the contents on to partner's face when done.

Dude, i pulled a Nebraska TeaBag on this hoe last night. I just can't get enough of that scritchy-scratchy pleasure.

by AQueer October 5, 2010

Atomic Teabag

When you jump in the air and slam your balls into someones mouth. Usually used on an incapacitated person used to show disrespect.

After I killed the kindergardener, I jumped off the picnic table and atomic teabagged his dead body.

by Johnny Action May 12, 2006

teabag

A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

by Jason A February 18, 2003

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tabasco Slingshot

The sexual act of using a glue stick and pouring Tabasco sauce over it, then taking you partner and making him spread out his asshole and then you taking the covered glue stick and using a rubber band to "sling" it into his asshole

Guy #1: Dude, me and my wife yesterday tried out the Tabasco Slingshot. She can't sit down and she has a little bit of sauce still in there.

Guy #2: WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT!?!?!?

by Michal :3 December 16, 2010

Phantom Teabag

Tea Bagging an opponent you just killed in Halo while having Active Camouflage.

I just gave that noob a Phantom Teabag, He never saw it coming.

by Bud Select AK November 3, 2007