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Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017
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teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches
You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon
by Beif June 7, 2018
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teddysphotos

Ginger Jesus' Instagram. Go follow him RIGHT NOW cause he's a really sweet teddy bear
A- do you follow teddysphotos?
B- no but I will now cause he's the ginger jesus
by Thegingerjesus March 14, 2018
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telly jart

by uhhyuhyuh March 9, 2019
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telly jart

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

telly jart
by uhhyuhyuh March 9, 2019
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Teddy Bear

The name discovered in 1907 for a line of "Roosevelt bears" imported from Germany. Meaning "big, lovable person".
by Mandy. Lynn. June 20, 2019
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teddy bear tug

When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)
Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick
by Jsemq August 5, 2019
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