technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

by ana.gram April 11, 2005

Technochondria

An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious technical issue.

Mr. Johnson has a sever case of technochondria. He's always complaining about his internet being slow, even though it's working as well as everyone else's.

by taoistlumberjak April 10, 2007

Techno-humorist

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.

Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.

by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

Technobilly

combination of "technological" and "hillbilly" A person who is Knowledgeable but not from formal training.Someone who may look like a "bumpkin" but is very capable of fixing even complicated equipment.

Jack may not have finished college, but he is a real "technobilly" when it comes to fixing the printer.

by erich sorenson June 13, 2008

Techno Tyke

A small or young child that has the latest in technology, i.e BlackBerry, PS3, X-Box 360 and at the same time seen too young to own or fully use the device.

"Look at those elementary school kids...They all have BlackBerry Storms...... What a bunch of Techno Tykes...."

by Giant Black Thunder July 9, 2009

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009