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Test Of Tests

A working week in which all five days are occupied by exams. Similar to a test cricket match but indoors, and really, really boring...
Joe: It's week six of the term next week.
Tim: Oh yeah, we've got all our exams in that week.
Joe: Looks like it's gonna be a test of tests then.
by Delfinator March 5, 2009
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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Milking the yellow teats

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Mid June Rugby Tests

the mid june rugby tests are tests where teams from the northern hemisphere go on a tour to play the teams from the southern hemisphere. most teams go to new zealand, australia and south africa as they are some of the best rugby teams. mid june tests dont happen in world cup years cut they have the RWC warm up matches instead
wheres england going for the mid june rugby tests?

new zealand i think mate
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pasadise of sweet teats

kidnapper: want a pasadise of sweet teats?

kid 1: I LOVE PASADISES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you
Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me
by necgromancer March 1, 2025
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