Pube Tarts

A game that has the following rules:

1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.

2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"

3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.

4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.

Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?

Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.

Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.

Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.

by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010

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'tates

a male homosexual; can be used as a code word so that the homosexual in discussion doesn't know you are talking about him if he overhears the conversation.

origin. jotates

same as este

"Who the hell is this guy with the goatee on Jay Leno?"
"Oh, it's that 'tates from 'Queer As Fuck' . "
"Tsk. Fucking este."

by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

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POP TARTS

A code word used to describe white people.

Girl all of these Pop Tarts are getting on my nerves, I can't wait until I get off.

by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008

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tatsy

Noun:
A stupid, dumb, or arrogant person
( Plural - "tatsies" )

Adjective:
Stupid, dumb, or arrogant

There's no room for tatsies in sports - a big ego and a lack of intelligence is the perfect recipe for losing.

That guy is so tatsy - he's constantly bragging about how smart he is in school, yet he's never made an A!

by Wendo September 6, 2008

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