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Shit-tarded

This is a combination of being shit-faced and temporarily mentally retarded by the consumption of alcohol.
This is used to describe excessive drinking. When you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
I had way too many drinks at the bar, I am so Shit-tarded right now I would sleep with Helen Keller right now.
by Buford3 April 30, 2009
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tardess

a female tard often known in nature for having unique facial hair; an uncommon stupidness of a female(more so then usual)
"dude did u jus see that ugly ass tardess w/ the facial hair?"
"fuck yea man shes fugly....i think her name is amber"
by Kara Foshee February 12, 2004
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Legend speaks of a man who had memorized the sacred texts. After REDACTED amount of REDACTED witnessed the REDACTED that happened, the man was never seen again.
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Taresque

1.To enjoy a spot of wine drinking
2.Extreme silliness
She's going Taresque
by Ladycracker April 12, 2005
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tardet

1. The queer your sister married.

Origin: came about by saying fucktard and transformed into the word, tardet, when the guy seemed a little queer
Did tardet embarrass you again Danly?
by jpizzleofwichizzle October 9, 2009
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Tabception

When A Person Opens More Than 3 Tabs Or Even More Than That
Aaron: Garrett we have to get Tyler off the computer and quick!
Garrett: Why what's wrong?
Aaron: He's opened more than 3 tabs and keeps going....I think he's in....TABCEPTION!!
by BadMiggett15 August 13, 2011
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