french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience

Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!

by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper January 20, 2016

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

yes no toaster

a french popular sentence for the french person who is a shit in english

Mmmhhh...Yes no toaster?

by memeduhface April 25, 2019

Toaster strudel

When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.

When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin

by Geoward91 April 07, 2022

Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster

Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”

by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022

toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food

this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!

by megkris April 26, 2009