Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016

swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

Swiss Cheese Story

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated

Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .

by Catmailer January 21, 2018

Swiss Army mouth

A derogatory term for someone's teeth which not only do not match up to form smooth dentition, but are crooked, misaligned, growing in sideways or even on top of one another. This is like a Swiss Army knife having a knife, a saw, a toothpick, scissors, etc. But mostly the saw.

I met this gorgeous Vietnamese girl at a party, and we were making out, and she was about to go down on me, but I saw she had a Swiss Army mouth, so I said 'No way!'.

by dublAron May 10, 2012

swiss snow cone

To skeet on a girl wearing snow gear while in or flying over Switzerland

Jeremy: Hey, how was your trip to Switzerland?

Matt: Not bad..Met some sweet strange!

Jeremy: Oh nice! Did you buy her food?

Matt: Not unless a Swiss snow cone counts as a meal

by QDawg2cold December 22, 2013

Swiss Cheesed Up

The Action of bullets or rounds from a fire arm entering a object, thus a person who was a shooting victim could be described as "Swiss Cheesed Up"

yo, if that cat sweats me at all, his whole block is gettin' Swiss Cheesed Up !!!

by Jacob Valentino2 July 4, 2011