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Bush Surfing

The sexual act of surfing one's penis upon the frothing, wavey surf of a partner's (male/female) pubic hair.
Get your board shorts off! It's time for some Bush Surfing!
by Bush Surfer May 2, 2010
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Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.
Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.
by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008
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bathtub surfing

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing
by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006
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Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.
"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"
by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006
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supping

The act of walking casually as you nod your head in a "sup motion" to any bystanders that pass by.
As Dylan walked through the mall, he was supping all fellow mall goers.
by Concussion-Head McGee August 18, 2012
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dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.
dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.
by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010
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smurping

When you a really high from smoking weed and you burp but smoke comes out.
"Did you just see the teacher smurping in that students face??"
by MackenzieLL June 27, 2008
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