Northeast Submarines

A company that should exist that doesn't, the opposite of Southwest Airlines

Today I rode a submarine with Northeast Submarines

by Billiam Beaver June 23, 2018

butt submarine

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines

Bob finally released some butt submarines after the bottleneck in the bowels begain to break up

by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021

Kelli Sudman

The most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever ask for. She’s blond with blue eyes, kinda short but that’s ok. She is super funny cute and is always there for you. She is the most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She is super lovable and huggable. She’s always great at making me smile whether it’s from tickling me or something she said or did she can do it. She is very strong mentally and physically, and also very gentle. She is someone who if you find someone even remotely close to her that you should definitely set the hook on her cause she’s a keeper (even though she can’t catch a fish). All I’m saying is she is the most perfect Potassium person there ever was or will be. And anyone especially a Justin would be extremely lucky to have her.

Kelli Sudman is very potassium.

by JDAWG((( January 3, 2023

Kevin's Submarine

PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN

Kevin's Submarine causes pain

by pluck my pubes September 1, 2020

San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021

The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen

"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"

by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022