1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

i do my own stunts

You do your own things and don’t need anyone’s help because anyone else’s help is below standard and not realistic.

“Yeah, I do my own stunts, I don’t need you”

by Pineapples sit on the beach August 20, 2023

stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023

Stunting

When you see a girl or woman so beautiful, you propose to her the first moment you see her. You have a ring ready and she says yes too and you get married for life , and you tell her Father. That’s alright sir I’m about to pay for the wedding. I want to marry her now. And you take the time to know everything about her. What she loves so you can always do it. What she hates so you don’t ever do it and live happily ever after.

I’m stunting on you dumb guys wasting time when I snag her up.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 12, 2022

Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

Stunt._.VR

A Very Handsome Boy On TikTok Named Stunt._.VR

You: Do You Know Stunt._.VR On TikTok?
Friend: Of Course I Do I Love Him

by Stunt._.VR March 19, 2022

Stunt ho

A person you call to take your place fucking someone but you collect the pay.

The guy I met was so rich but ugly I had to call my stunt ho to fill in for me when he wanted to fuck.

by Misswildthang4u69 April 4, 2022