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Don't Strain Your Milk

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."
by JettaC June 2, 2008
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strange

A description commonly applied by male American, bachelors in the 50s and 60s to the anonymous mass of women whom they aspired to engage in casual sex with.

A clever, still slightly naughty, synonym for more profane terms like 'pussy' or 'trim'.
Bob: Hey Chuck, where's the best place around here to find some strange?

Chuck: I'm not the cassa nova you think I am, but The Gin Mill is always crawling with strange. Shall we?
by fletchlives June 5, 2005
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angry stranger

Two handed version of the stranger. Basically sitting on both hands until they are numb, then masturbating with one hand while choking yourself with the other. Simulates having sex with a angry stranger.
Damn, I'm beat from giving myself an angry stranger last night
by Steve-O1 April 24, 2007
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straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.
Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.
by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006
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stranger to stranger high five

the action associated with high-fiving a total stranger. typically found at sporting events, bars, and other party type atmospheres. stranger to stranger high fives happen most often when liquor is involved. Also known as S2SHI5.
At the moment the St. Louis Cardinals won the World Series, everyone in the stadium gave their neighbors stranger to stranger high fives.
by KC F June 15, 2008
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Golden Stranger

A variant of the The Stranger which add as self-inflicted Golden Shower as the finale. The Golden Stranger involves sitting on ones hand until it goes numb, or "falls asleep", and then masturbating with that hand. After ejaculating the masturbator then urinates on himself.
Dude, I finally combined my love of masturbation and getting pissed on, when I learned the Golden Stranger.
by kadongo July 3, 2010
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The Acacia Strain

The most brutally amazing hardcore band you will listen to. An intense and energetic live show and band members with a good sense of humor. Not to mention that sex appeal.
Listening to The Acacia Strain, you'll want to tattoo} their lyrics on you and dream about Vincent in your sleep.
by o sht kirstyn March 24, 2009
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