Stildo

Someone who was a dildo when you first met or heard of him and has done nothing in time since to make you think otherwise.

You know that John Mayer has been shooting his mouth off about Jessica Simpson. I didn't like the guy when he first came on the scene and I don't like him now, he's a stildo. Or...That guy was a dildo in grade school, a dildo through his teens and after all this time nothing has changed-he's a stildo.

by The Winnipegerer February 16, 2010

Smoldering Stick

The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.

Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?

by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011

Stode

Being a "stode" is when you do something really stupid.

"Dude my friend just crashed his car into his own car!" "How do you even do that? What is he a stode?"

by bruhv December 5, 2017

soldierette

Is a female soldier. Military minded woman

The soldierette saved his life in battle

by Female soldier January 28, 2018

crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.

I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

Peanut butter soldier

Scott B. Gaston

YO you peanut butter soldier why are you wearing your turfs at a party, again?

Peanut Butter soldier your kisses are like my scooby snacks

Peanut Butter Solider you just broke your ankle playing baseketball?!

by K.GOMEZ October 21, 2008

Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers

Probably the best thing to ever come out of Eugene, Oregon. Noted by intriguing and well created lyrics.

Dude, did you hear "Funny Little Feeling" by the Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers?

by The Sandwich June 9, 2007