penis stealth

When you get an erection and you intend to hide it in a D&D game. The name of that skill is penis stealth.

Oh man my warrior has a 27+ 2 strength and a 34 penis stealth. You can't use "porn embarrassement" on me !

by Bobbythe bobber December 5, 2007

stealth moose

stealth moose is when you are in a bar and you think you see a good looking lass and when you get close you notice see is a monster.

"look over there at that stealth moose"

by french Noodle May 23, 2007

British stealth

In America (or a right-hand driving country), drive on the left hand side of the road at night with your lights off speeding as fast as possible.

Matt switched to the left side of the road, turned off his lights, and asked his passenger Emily if she'd like some tea and crumpets. She was very impressed with his ability to drive British stealth.

by egone733 May 1, 2010

stealth mode

To act without being seen.

To creep.

To act in a pervy way.

JC has activated stealth mode! Quick! Lock up your children!

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

stealth sex

A situation where someone (often a woman) is unaware that they are engaged in sexual activity with someone else. Usually occurs as a result of unconsiousness caused by rohypnol, chloroform rags, sleeping gas, alcohol inebriation, and blunt force trauma.

John spiked Jane's drink with rohypnol and then took her to his apartment where he gave her stealth sex.

by Fortis Maxar May 2, 2006

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

by sorkab August 4, 2010