Swamp Donkey Stalker 

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

Swamp Donkey Stalker by 3$K August 5, 2017

silent stalker 

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah

silent stalker by Big EE November 4, 2004

Stick Stalker 

The opposite of a Chubby Chaser. Someone who loves those really skinny chicks.

That girl walks around the room slicing people open with her exposed ribs. Milt thinks she's hot. He's a Stick Stalker.

Stick Stalker by CiRenze March 27, 2009

Stem stalker 

When using a glass pipe there is always that one tweaker who is waiting for the pipe to be set down so that they can burn your stem down for another hit after you leave the room. Wrapping the stem of your pipe with electric tape can be an effective counter.

"Watch yo piezo bro, that guy Armondo is a certified stem stalker. He'll run your stem down and black your bowl up right in front of you!"

Stem stalker by FlavioMaximo September 19, 2013

pizza stalker 

A person who eats pizza more then once a week, but orders from different places each time as to not appear to be a "pizza stalker".

I had pizza from dolce for lunch and now I want Crazies pizza for dinner. I feel like such a pizza stalker.

pizza stalker by Freakylive December 15, 2014

aim stalker 

One who uses AIM to stalk others online by obsessively reading their profiles and checking their away messages. Those people stalked do not know that they are being stalked.

Julia: Hey, did you hear? Brad won't be at the party, he's going skiing this weekend.
Lauren: How did you hear that, you and Brad aren't friends?
Julia: I'm an aim stalker, I read his away message.

aim stalker by bliss0832 April 4, 2005

status stalker 

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

status stalker by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009