Aquamarine Squash

Really loves a sunshine goose but no one can figure out why- the absolute worst. You won't want anyone else.

Man did you see that aquamarine squash?

Yeah! What was up with that?

Always with that sunshine goose... did you think they'd last the summer?

Ha! No way.

Me neither, guess we were jaded by hookup culture.

Gotta love an aquamarine squash!

by kj_isReal April 28, 2023

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

I’m Squawked

To be suddenly and uncontrollably happy/excited. Such as when you are told good news and you get such a surge of happy emotions that you feel like making a sudden, loud, squawking noise.

“I met Tom Holland I’m squawked!”
“I’m squawked I got all A’s!”

by Ohmywowimsquawked February 19, 2019

National post urself doing squats on snapchat day

It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!

Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?

Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!

Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..

by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020

Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Are you butt nut squash wild?

by Steve seagull July 9, 2022

Bulgarian Split Squats

When you pay a premium to get super sore.

Your Hanny Granny gave me some Bulgarian Split Squats yesterday.

by TruceOff July 31, 2022

Squawk

The sound my girlfriend makes when she's nagging about something.

Squawk, Squawk, Squawk. Are you even listening to me!? Squawk Squawk Squawk.

by stoph8ting87 July 24, 2014