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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
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spunk muzzle

Gee I'd sure like to give Sally a spunk muzzle.
by Captain_Larry_2008 October 28, 2008
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spunk dunking

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice
Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Gunky spunk

The icky sticky goo that you don’t want under the gooch it’s worse than shit drizzling down your cock
Ew I have gunky spunk
by Sticky turd goblin June 4, 2021
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Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.
After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.
by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019
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